Umm... I'm Andrew

And that’s all you need to know.

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This is my personal blog. And it’s full of random stuff.


What To Expect From My Writing

Nothing.

The only way to enjoy this blog is to set low expectations.


Things You Can Do Right Now

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What Internet Trolls and Editors Have to Say About My Writing

“Weak research.”

“Don’t make fun of religion.”

“We just don’t have the time to work with writers whose articles tend to require a good amount of edit time, which unfortunately had become the case with many of yours. I do hope you keep writing for yourself or other publications, however, as I think you have great potential!”

“You never self-edit your shit.”

“You can’t cite your sources correctly.”

No wonder why you graduated with a math degree. Your writing is like global warming; you know it’s ruining your life, but you’re not doing anything about it.”

“Andrew, you don’t ever improve or try to get better.”


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