Pictures of Me


“The Ovals of Life” represents the imperfect circles that I see throughout everyday life. I couldn’t title this blog “The Circles of Life” because 1) I don’t want to get sued by Elton John and the rest of Disney for the beautiful Lion King song and 2) our lives are not perfect. Circles are perfect. Ovals are not. Hence, “The Ovals of Life.”

My goal is to explain my view of the world through my oval-shaped eyes. As for my personal point-of-view, I come from small-town Iowa, raised Christian, and was given everything to succeed at life. And I haven’t given anything back yet.

Until now. This is my gift to the world. Take it, hoard it, share it, release it, throw it away; I don’t care what you do with this gift.

Just promise me you’ll help me make this world a better place.

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All writers are the same. Seriously. All we do is type the alphabet into a certain format, which turns into words and paragraphs and (sometimes) a book.

So, what makes me different from other writers?

I can:

— Write a book, especially if that book has to do with not listening to your parents.

— Write a blog post about anything

— Write a magazine article about anything

— Make any sort of writing more enjoyable for the audience

— Learn about any topic and make that topic interesting for other people

When I said I could write about anything, I mean it. I can write about:

  • Sports
  • Business
  • Self-Help
  • Spirituality
  • Religion
  • Education
  • And More

If you’re interested in hiring me as your freelance writer, email andrew.krehbiel [at], and let’s get down to business.

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$0.10 per word – Short blog post that’s written on the first draft with not much editing involved. Lower quality, but higher in quantity. If you need 1,000 blog posts, this is your option.

$0.50 per word – The greatest blog post or magazine article that I can write at the time of the project. Injected with humor and easy-to-read for all audiences. Self-edited more than once.

$1.00 per word – A short book (30,000 words or less)

$15 per hour – Another acceptable method of payment

All rates are negotiable. If you’re still interested in my services, email me at the following address:

andrew.krehbiel [at]

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